IF DONALD TRUMP MOVED NEXT DOOR TO ME

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The Magazine With Heart
Pacem, Libertatem, Justitiam
October 29, 2017 Vol. 10 No. 9
INSIDE: If Donald Trump Moved Next Door To Me; Headline News At A Glance Jump Page; From Olya – Halloween Gaining Popularity In Ukraine & Eastern Europe;
For Your Consideration; Ways to Help; Our Science Section, Unabridged; Good Examples; Dalai Lama; Bad Examples; Travel; The Green Beat; Health; Home, Family & Lifestyle; Best of the Net; Masha & the Bear; Northstar Classifieds; All Creatures Great & Small; You Guys Think We Make This Stuff Up; About Us
To Danny Quinn, In Perpetual Memoriam
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IF DONALD TRUMP MOVED NEXT DOOR TO ME

Hi again, from the shores of the Salish Sea.  As my beloved cousin Olya can attest, my mind sometimes travels to interesting places.  Out here in the American Pacific Northwest stbka (soon to be known as) Cascadia, our elected officials are also our neighbors.

If Donald Trump was my neighbor, here are three things I would not do, based on what I have observed of him.

Donald needs to be noticed.  One way to do that is to borrow something important from a neighbor.  And then not return it when agreed.  So even though he has one for every day of the year, he would still want me to loan him my power mower.  I would not do that.  The machine is not top of the lawn but it sails under its own steam, which makes it ideal for the hilly terrain on which we live in South Seattle.  Donald knows this.  Once he has my machine, he has me.

Unless I have two of them.  I am, in fact, saving up for another one.  And I have a plan. I am also recording the sounds of this one, just in case he bribes me with something I cannot resist and gets me to loan it to him that way.  Once the lasagna’s all gone, I can make it sound like I bought another mower, this one a muscle job, and with the volume of those audios turned up, I can make it SOUND like I’m fighting The Lawn That Ate Seattle and I have to keep mowing it or it will eventually take over the planet.

Donald is insecure around people he doesn’t know.  So I would be invited to one of his backyard barbecues, out on this lawn as big as Luxembourg. I would not accept.  My mother raised me to be more than an extra in a megalomaniac’s motion picture.  These events are also never lightly attended, thanks to Flowers By Guido de Nostra, whose family you do not really want to get to know.

That lawn may be huge but it’s got a big wall around it and its guards are paid to kill.  My Uncle Seamus de Fernandez, the Irish bullfighter, said that Trump’s barbecues are gladiatorial blood sports with ultimate spectator participation.  The “bulls” are one another and a bounty per head, killed, maimed for life or scared insane.  Uncle Seamus, who changed his name and has since become famous for feats less esoteric, did admit that the food afterward was to die for.  But he does not recommend the Spring salami.

If Donald Trump moved in next door to me, I would not tell anyone ~ not even God or my cousin Olya.  I would invent a cover story to explain anything untoward, which would have to be very that word given the relative isolation of this evergreen urban oasis.  It would need to be a story authentic enough to explain helicopter landings and an increase in limousine traffic.  Not a problem.

I am blessed with neighbors who still believe in Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy and Leprechauns.

I would just tell them this was the set of an Albanian-Macedonian-Australian television series about Donald Trump being produced for Euro TV.  My neighbors are artistic in their own right and appreciate good product values in other media.  They would enjoy keeping a low profile about this.  It would be a secret kept by 700,000 people.  And I would be doing my patriotic duty by protecting the privacy of America’s chief executive and his entourage.

Okay, that’s it for this week.  Take care and thanks for the ear, gang.  Rusty

Merritt Scott “Rusty” Miller is a journalist, author, editor and photographer who lives in Seattle, Washington.  For comments, please go here.

THE PAST WEEK’S HEADLINE NEWS AT A GLANCE

FROM OLYA

HALLOWEEN GAINING POPULARITY IN UKRAINE & EASTERN EUROPE

Hi Rusty:

According to my observations Halloween in recent years has become more popular in this part of the world. I guess kids and teenagers as well as young adults like the idea of spicing their lives with another celebration that involves magic in a way.

Of course marketers are extremely fond of this idea as well for all sorts of promotions. While still most of us wouldn’t be able to answer what date exactly Halloween should be celebrated or the origin of it except it came to us from America, surely mostly everyone enjoys the pumpkins invasion.  (smiling)

In any event, pumpkins are good from both aesthetic and nutrition points of view. So with remnants of curved pumpkin easy to make a pumpkin soup. For entertainment there is funny article What Each Myers Briggs Type Does On Halloween  I wasn’t surprised to read about my type, ENTP, “Was too busy saving the world all month to get a costume in time.”  What does your type do on Halloween?

That’s it for this week, Mishka.  Be good and stay safe, my cousin.  Olya

Olya Bereza, who was born in the Soviet Union, now lives in Ukraine and is fluent in English, Russian and Ukrainian.  She is a degreed psychologist with a background in international marketing and personnel management.  For comments on this please go here.

FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION

Why Opioids Are Such An American Problem

How Trump Is Undoing American Government As We Know It

We Don’t Think Of Californians As Climate Refugees Yet, But We Should

The Essential Ingredient Of Democracy

OUR SCIENCE SECTION, ABRIDGED

How cool, no pun intended.  Google’s New Office Will Be Heated And Cooled By The Ground Underneath

I happen to agree.  One megalomaniacal moron will not bring thousand of years of this down.  Bill Nye Thinks Science Will Survive the Trump Administration

Let’s hope this isn’t something else in disguise.  Scientists Spot First Alien Space Rock In Our Solar System

Our Planet

Watch: Mapping A World Of Water Worlds

It Rained Fish In Mexico, Officials Say. No, It’s Not The End Times (We Think)

National Weather Service Adds New Colors So It Can Map Harvey’s Rains

Outer Space

A Newly Discovered Moon Tunnel Could Be The Perfect Place For A Colony, Scientists Say

How The Universe Creates Gold

How Do Human Genes Act In Space?

From Our Friends At Earth/Sky News

Astronomers confirm Earth has an asteroid buddy:  It’s the best and most stable example to date of a near-Earth companion, or quasi-satellite.

From Our Friends At the NASA Earth Observatory

Images of the Week

Technology

The Many Problems With Autonomous Vehicles

The Police Are Using Computer Algorithms To Tell If You’re A Threat

6 Clever Items To Simplify Your Life

GOOD EXAMPLES

Outstanding.  This City Found A Way To Get Everyone Involved In Urban Planning

Mine, Seattle, is among the top five. Here Are The Cities Standing Up For Women’s Health

Congratulations and way to go, you guys!  Here Are The 2017 Macarthur ‘Genius’ Grant Winners

DALAI LAMA

Today we tend to think of education as if its only purpose was to make us more inventive and resourceful. Sometimes it even seems that those who are less educated are more honest and straightforward. Even though our society doesn’t emphasize it, the most crucial use of knowledge and education is to understand the importance of more wholesome action and disciplining the mind—essentially the development of a good heart

BAD EXAMPLES

I imagine this parade’s going to be a long one for awhile.  Director James Toback Accused Of Sexual Abuse By 38 Women  See also HARVEY WEINSTEIN, ET AL on our News Roundup Page

Nice going, Commander In Chief.  “It Made Me Cry’: Trump’s Condolence Call Gone Wrong

With all due respect, this has to be one of the dumbest laws of the new century.  Honolulu’s ‘Distracted Walking’ Law Takes Effect, Targeting Phone Users

Of course he does.  US Interior Secretary Denies Involvement With $300 Million Contract

We have GOT to stop doing this to ourselves.  The Hidden Tragedy of the Opioid Crisis

TRAVEL

The Filthiest Places To Avoid On Airplanes
This Tiny Island Now Has The Most Powerful Passport In The World
Traveling To The U.S.? Prepare For Even Longer Security Checks
We Asked The Experts: Is It Cheaper To Book A Flight Last Minute?

THE GREEN BEAT

Biochar, The Once And Future Agricultural Mainstay

Celebrating Sustainability This National Seafood Month

The Cost Of Solar Is Going To Plummet Again

Green Tip: Home Composting

HEALTH

Regular Walking May Help Older Adults Live Longer

Get Fit Like A Supreme Court Justice With ‘The RBG Workout’

Study: Pollution Kills 9 Million A Year, Costs $4.6 Trillion

One Of The Greatest Threats To Our Lifespans Is Loneliness

HOME, FAMILY & LIFESTYLE

Do You Eat Like A Republican Or A Democrat?
6 Careers Where You Can Earn $75,000 Without A Bachelor’s Degree

Why Does The US Have So Many Child Brides?

6 Jobs Everyone Will Want In 2040

What To Know About The History Of ‘Just Say No’

When A Culture Produces This Much Sexual Assault, It’s Not An Accident

The Lonely Lives Of Elders

BEST OF THE NET

A Healthier Halloween For Kids, Without Cutting Out Candy? Yes, Really.

How Trick-Or-Treating Became Part Of Halloween Tradition

Spectacular Images Show How Our View Of The Universe Has Evolved

NORTHSTAR CLASSIFIEDS

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A kid friendly story about Little Queen Harmony and her best friend, Rocky the Rocket, as they head out to enter Rocky in the World Space Models Championship. A very cute Kindle Book, it is on sale here for just $0.99: 

Thought of the Day:  For true inspiration delivered to your email every week, contact Amy at SpringggRain@aol.com  It will be the nicest thing you’ll do for yourself today.

A superpower no longer, a resource hungry and repressive America faces a Latin American armada rampaging its west coast and a strong, silent and powerful Canada manning the North Wall. The fires of rebellion burn in the Pacific Northwest and it is into this crucible and forge that the cybernetic patrol boat Testament and her crew of three men and three women are thrust. Individuals of duty and conscience both, when they join the other side, all Hell breaks loose. A rollicking adventure for anyone who loves the sea, a good yarn and characters who spring to life even as Testament herself leaps the waves. For a $4.00 Kindle Book adventure you will remember for a lifetime, please go here. 

ADVERTISE WITH US:  50 words for $5.00  

ALL CREATURES, GREAT AND SMALL

I’ll bet Edgar Allan Poe knew this.  How To Tell A Raven From A Crow

Good question, Jane.  Jane Goodall: ‘How Is It Possible The Most Intellectual Species Is Destroying Its Own Home?’

Depending on the beast or the person, I could see how this could be a mixed blessing.  Dogs And People Have More In Common Than You Might Think

SHORTS

How Inmates, Scientists, and Government Workers Are Teaming Up to Save a Butterfly

Beth And Howard Stern Are Saving Hundreds Of Cats

CRISPR Bacon: Chinese Scientists Create Genetically Modified Low-Fat Pigs

YOU GUYS THINK WE MAKE THIS STUFF UP

Runner Wins Marathon After Competitors Ran the Wrong Way

Alligators Eat Sharks

26 Hours To Race Up Mt. Everest? It’s Part Of A New Running Trend Of ‘Fastest Known Time.’

ABOUT US:  The Northstar Journal reaches strong, compassionate and proactively compassionate readers in 22 countries who are making our world a better place.  We are proud to serve them as a resource in that regard.  If you would like to become one of them and subscribe for whatever you can afford, please go here.  If you would like to sponsor an edition or contribute in some other way, please contact me, Rusty Miller, at minstrel312@aol.com  Thank you.  RM/OB

 

 

 

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MERRITT SCOTT MILLER Bio Wrath of the Testament Author and Northstar Journal editor Merritt Scott (Rusty) Miller is a former newspaper reporter who has published extensively in the Pacific Northwest and several times nationally. A U.S. Navy veteran of the Vietnam War, he began his career in the alternative media of the mid-Seventies. His own Sacramento-based monthly ~ Rapline ~ drew praise from Sacramento BEE metro columnist Herb Michelson in a column published that that newspaper; and from Berkeley Film Quarterly editor and author of the bestsellers Ecotopia and Ecotopia Emerging, Ernest Callenbach. A Northern California native with roots in British Columbia, Mr. Miller has written for several Northwest community newspapers, United Press International, the daily Portland Oregonian and for such Seattle publications as the Post-Intelligencer, The Seattle Press and the University Herald. As an investigative reporter for the McMinnville, Oregon News-Register ~ and in conjunction with CBS News in New York, Washington, DC and Flagstaff, Arizona ~ Mr. Miller localized a story of alleged Contra gun-running by an international air freight company headquartered in that Willamette Valley community. During the 1987 Angel Complex Fire in southern Oregon, Mr. Miller worked as the lead dispatcher for the U.S. Forest Service and covered the disaster for National Public Radio and as a special writer for the Portland, Oregonian. His 1988 series on child abuse for a rural weekly earned him praise from the Oregon Newspaper Publishers Association. In his career as a journalist, Mr. Miller has interviewed a Nobel peace laureate; an internationally renowned abstract artist; a popular folksinger and various Pacific Northwest elected officials, include a state treasurer and governor. An accomplished travel book writer, Mr. Miller has penned demographic and feature copy for the “Best Choices” series on Eastern Washington, British Columbia, Virginia, South Carolina and Atlanta. As either a contract or staff publicist, he has served a host of clients including the Olympia Music Festival, Umpqua Valley Community Hospital, the City of Canyonville, the Tiller Ranger District, The English School, the Yamhill County Board of Commissioners, Yamhill County Assessor Kim Worrell and Workers of Oregon Development. His freelance publications include: United Press International, the Seattle Post-Intelligencer, the Portland Oregonian, Forest World, American Trucking, Trucks, Oregon Adventures, Oregon Education, Old Oregon, The Entertainer, the Seattle Press, the San Juan Island Sounder, Northwest Passage, Northwest Connection, Seattle Source, Seattle Forum, the University of Colorado’s Writers Forum, Clouds, The long Beach Literary Journal and the Pacific Media Group. He has worked since the age of 13 and has been a hop harvester, professional musician, civil servant, forester, convenience market clerk, lumber mill worker, temporary word processor, technical writer and editor. He has also led a social services research and development team and has six years of radio and telephone communications experience. His interests include astronomy, aviation, camping, Canada, communications, conversation, cooking, dancing, economic development, education, environmentalism, exploration, film/DVDs, fine dining, government, green technology, health. History, human rights, International community, Internet media, law, literature, marine engineering & design, medicine, music, nature, networking, outdoors, pets, photography, romance, science, sexuality, technology, travel, water, wildlife His honors and awards include: Letter of Appreciation - Amnesty International; US Senator Patti Murray Letter of Appreciation for The Northstar Journal Blog; Editors Choice, International Library of Poetry; Congressman Edward Murray Letter of Appreciation; Congressman Frank Chopp Letter of Appreciation; Hersch Best Read on the Net Award for The Northstar Journal; President Bill Clinton Letter of Appreciation; Workers Of Oregon Development Certificate of Appreciation; City of Canyonville Police Department Certificate of Appreciation; City of Canyonville Mayor’s Office Certificate of Appreciation; California Supreme Court Justice Rose Bird Letter of Appreciation; Northwest Magazine Editorial Board Letter of Appreciation for Rain; Editorial Award, Society of Professional Journalists; Sacramento Bee Metro Column; Honor Roll: California State University Long Beach; Deans List: Long Beach City; Mr. Miller currently resides in Seattle, Washington, where he continues to edit and publish The Northstar Journal. He is working on two novels concurrently and a sequel to Wrath of the Testament.
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